Shenzhen is a town in southern China with a population of around 10 million people. Tons of expats come in and out of this trade city, many to do business. In most cases the density, pollution and Romulan-level cunning can overwhelm expats and drive them to drink.
In China, there is no better way to cap off a night of drink than with a massive helping of McDonald’s. Check into any Macker’s late on Friday or Saturday and you’ll find plenty of sloppy drunk expats getting in a feed.
Drunk, sloppy and burned out from the China grind, expats can sometimes get fighty.
Below, a belligerent drunk named Chumbo antagonizes a young preppy until the preppy hulks up. Preppy first snaps out a punch that knock’s Chumbo’s glasses clean off his head.
With fluid motion, he followed straight through with a judo throw that puts Chumbo down.
Chumbo gets forced face down ass up, then absorbs a slapping:
Suddenly, Chumbo’s buddy Salmon Polo steps in. Unfortunately, he fares no better, taking a menu screen to the dome:
As the action unfolded, a bald laowai cooly reached the best part of his burger.
As tempers cooled, the burger was indeed finished:
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